An American and a Japanese

> > An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane
> > on the way to LA when the American turned to the
> > Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
> >
> > The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't
> > understand what you mean."
> >
> > The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you  ?"
> > Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.
> >
> > The American, now irritated, then yell,
> > "What kind of -ese are you...Are you a Chinese,
> > Japanese, Vietnamese, etc......"
> >
> > The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
> >
> > A while later the Japanese turned to the American
> > and asked what kind of '-key' was he.
> >
> > The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean
> > what kind of '-key' am I?!"
> >
> > The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee ?"
> >
> >
> > Lesson : Never insult anyone.